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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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