dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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