You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
Randomize
