She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
where am i from again
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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