we need to drink 2009 down the drain
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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