So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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