lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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