Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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