Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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