So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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