WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
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