Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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