Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hope mine doesn't look like that
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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