Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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