i jhust puked up my retainher.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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