Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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