There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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