there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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