I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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