Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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