In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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