i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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