How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
