She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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