love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Randomize
