Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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