That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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