Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
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