so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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