How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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