i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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