So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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