New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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