Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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