For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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