sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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