Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Holy shit dude........stairs
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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