I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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