i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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