Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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