Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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