He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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