never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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