Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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