So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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