You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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