He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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