at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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