It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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