What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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