R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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