that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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