and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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