D3 body, D1 cock
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i think im in europe. pls send help
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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