Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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