She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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